Sunday, 26 June 2016
REVIEW: THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER, THE CUSTOM BIKE MAKER (THE MYER TRIPLETS) - THE BAKER BY MATHEW ORTIZ
Recipe for Romance
1 cup crazy Myer triplet aka Boone Myer
1 cup snobby guppie aka Robbie Gaither
2 tbsp. nutty family and friends
1 tbsp. epic beard (no substitutions)
1 tbsp. sexual compatibility
1 tsp. misunderstandings
Preheat sexual tension to 375 Degrees. In a large American City aka Atlanta, Georgia, combine the odd ball Myer triplet, Boone, with equal parts stuffy, snobby uptight Robbie Gaither. When mostly together, add family and friends, who mean well but… bless their hearts, they try. Toss in Boone’s gorgeous beard and do not forget the intense, sometimes ridiculous attraction these two bone heads have for each other and lastly throw in two lives that seem to only get in the way of these two making each other happy. Mix until a complete chaotic mess and pour into a well lubed… check that, pour in well-greased pan and bake until very, very firm. Bake for one hour. Serve hot and eat with your fingers. Very messy, very funny and very tasty!
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Mr Ortiz has done it again! You open it up and from the first page you are right back with the Gaither's and the Myers. These two families are destined to be together. Avery Myer found Martin Gaither in The Butcher and now it's the turn of the second triplet, Boone, to get his icing covered fingers on a Gaither of his own. In walks Robbie Gaither and he is a goner!
Matt's woven a beautiful love story around these two men. Their attraction is undeniable, but can they overcome the obstacles life throws in their way? Boone feels like the broken twin and hates to have his diabetes define who he is. Robbie is a bit of a snob who likes his own way. But both are driven to succeed both in their professional and personal lives.
Supported by an array of secondary characters like Ms Mabel, Eli and Oscar, Emmett and Alex and, of course, Boone's Mawmaw (who I want to be when I grow up - right down to the hideous housecoat and fuscia slippers!) this is a love story you won't want to put down and just leaves you salivating for the Custom Bike Maker's story in book 3!