Hello my pretties and welcome to Flash Fiction Friday, where you will find one hundred words per week based upon a picture chosen at random by either myself or my cohorts in this marvellous adventure. Make sure you follow the links both within the one hundred and at the bottom of this post to see what other delights await you.
Sue sighed heavily; he was whistling in the shower—again—except he couldn’t carry a tune in a handbag. She’d been lying on the bed when he’d arrived home and he’d gazed at her, a smile curving his lips. “I’ll be two minutes.”
Two minutes my ass. Fifteen minutes later he was still fucking whistling and she was feeling less femme fatale and more femme fa-corpse as she waited. Maybe he’d move faster if he knew she’d been in this position and several other more acrobatic ones all day with one subtle difference… the gardener didn’t whistle in the shower.
A huge thank you to my bestie, Sue Brown for allowing me to lay her horizontally on the bed this week. Make sure you click on her name to check out her blog and her new releases, Light of Day (Nightporter 2) and Masquerade: The Layered Mask.
See you next week!
Oh you got me there! Minx! But if he treated her better maybe she wouldn't need the others! Good post. :)
ReplyDeleteYou totally had me there Lisa. Poor sap. Stop whistling and go get your sloppy seconds :D
ReplyDeleteWell written as usual, Lisa.
Very nice, Lisa. If he's been in there for 15 minutes he is doing a lot more than whistling!
ReplyDeleteOh I love the taste on this one - very sexy
ReplyDeleteHe deserves it. You don't leave a half naked woman alone on the bed while you shower for fifteen minutes. I think he is washing his boyfriends sweat off of him. lol
ReplyDeleteLove it Lisa! the man is nuts expecting a beautiful woman like her to wait for him!
ReplyDeleteWasn't expecting the ending. Great flash!
ReplyDeleteAh Yes, the gardener has been mowing her lawn - I like it. So, I wonder - just how long does it take to shower off the smell of your mistress' perfume? If he was in there that long, he must have been trying to wash the taste of her out of his mouth too.
ReplyDeleteDamn! You go Sue! Get a guy you deserve! :) Love the gardener ;-) Awesome post!
ReplyDeleteOoooo, buuurn!!! I loved this one. She wasn't going to let his absence stop her from getting hers. Get yours girl!!
ReplyDeletehmmmmm looks like he better start learning to shower faster. You should never keep your lady waiting and wanting. Dumb guy better her before she rolls over and goes to sleep.lol
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