I thought I'd start doing a little weekly blog on my trawl through the wonder that is Dating Sites.
I know some of you are going to say, "I met my other half on a dating site and we're perfectly happy" and good for you. I, myself, met my ex-husband and father of my two beautiful children on a dating site, so I am well aware that they are not all bad...but this is my experience so far...
Earlier on this week, as some of you will have read, I found a charming chap on a dating site who thought the way to my heart was to whack his schlong out on camera for me to "try before I buy" *shakes head in disbelief* His mother must be so proud.
Anyhoo, I didn't let it put me off. There's got to be one genuine bloke out there...hasn't there? Unfortunately, I don't know...haven't found him yet.
The next chap who started talking to me doesn't live that far away, which is good, seemed nice, again all good...until he divulged that once a month he likes to be Natasha, instead of Mark.
Come ON! Do I have like a sign on my head? Not, I hasten to add, is there anything wrong with cross-dressing at all - I'm not that narrow minded - I write gay porn for christ's sake...but when he looks better as a woman than I do, I have to draw the line.
Then we have today's other classic...who says that he's a 52 year old male escort, and would it bother me if he were to have sex with other women, if we were a couple. I replied that it wouldn't bother me, if it didn't bother him if I had sex with other men...to which he said that he wasn't sure he could handle that. Well...Houston we have a problem then don't we.
Please....I just want to meet a normal bloke...one who likes fish with his chips...won't whack his bits out everywhere we go...won't spend more time in front of the mirror than me...and not get paid by lonely old women to have sex with them....
Am I asking too much?
Let's see what next week brings.