Saturday, 15 October 2011

MEN ARE SO SKANKY!

Okay...not all of them, I admit that.  I did meet my ex-husband and father of my two beautiful children on a dating site...so I can't knock them too much...but please....let me tell you tonight's story...

A friend thought I'd like this new dating site she'd signed up to, so suggested I join, which I did.  I got chatting to a few guys, one of which seemed genuine, so when he asked me for my msn addy, I gave it to him.  We'd been chatting about really inane things and day to day life so I honestly thought he was nice.

But why did he think my msn addy was an invitation for him to get his dick out on camera and show it to me?  Did he think I needed to see it, like some sort of badge?  Did he think I was measuring his datability on his length and girth?

For fuck's sake!  And his response?  "We are two grown up people otherwise I wouldn't have shown you."  For fuck's sake, again!  Give me a break!  Yes we are two grown up people.  But at least buy me a drink first!  It's true that I am a grown woman, but please wait to be asked before slapping it out!

And they wonder why dating sites have such a bad name.  Jesus, if that was what I was looking for, I'd renew my membership to Local Swingers, at least there you know what you're gonna get!

Jeez!

7 comments:

  1. Oh gawd...spare me.

    I hope you asked about earthworm caught in his zip.

    L

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  2. OMG ... roflmao - his mama must be so proud of him ... *face palm*

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  3. Boys don't change. They have this urge to get it out at every available opportunity.

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  4. OMG...I don't mind looking at some man meat but if I'm trying to date someone I at least want to get dinner first. What a jerk.

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  5. OMG...I laughed SO hard at Laura's 'earthworm caught in zip'....oh, that's a good one!

    Oh, Lisa, how discouraging! Just when I thought about re-entering the dating world via online, just to try it out. Oh, no, no, no.

    Sorry you had such a disappointment from a guy who seemed so promising. Grrr.

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  6. *blinks than dies laughing* oh my Lisa...the comment on earthworms and his answer to justify slapping it out had me howling in laughter.

    *wipes eyes*

    I am so sorry sweetie this happened to you. I met my dh on a dating site but I got to admit I had to go through a lot of trolls to find him.

    Maybe mention no whipping out the manmeat until the third date???!!! lol

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